Summer’s here! It’s just begun!
And despite the fact the likes of Prometheus, Rock Of Ages, Snow White and the Huntsman and Marvel’s The Avengers have all been released, there’s still plenty more where they came from.
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter starts Friday. Ted will be here before you know it. The Amazing Spider-Man gets its much-anticipated reboot debut. And there isn’t a geekdorknerd on the planet that’s not champing at the bit for The Dark Knight Rises.
As a reminder (as if I haven’t already harped on it before), remember to turn off your damned cell phones, blow your nose before the film begins and keep your comments to yourself. Remember: The sound’s ‘sposed to be coming from the theater speakers, not your conversation with Bambie sitting next to you.
And another thing: If you must bring them, keep your damned kids quiet! Or I’ll swipe Bob Degon’s cane and poke them incessantly until they really have something to cry about.
Some of us are trying to watch a movie.
Now pass the Crows, for Pete’s sake …
Clacked by Michael Noble 
on Jun 21, 2012 @ 12:32 EST5EDT
I agree completely except for the candy. Make mine Jujy Fruits or Dots.
And stop kicking the back of my seat!
*POST AUTHOR*
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I have turned around 10 minutes into a movie and told a kid – whose mother was right beside him – that if he didn’t stop kicking my seat, I was going to cut his legs off.
There wasn’t a single, solitary peep out of the boy the rest of the evening.
No. Lie.