American Idol – An Idol haiku wrap-up

In honor of April being National Poetry Month, I present to you the American Idol Top 6 Results Show wrap up in glorious 5-7-5 haiku.  With so much monkey business being committed during this show — and a fair bit of continuation from the previous night’s “non-events” — I felt it only fitting to ‘poeticize’ the post.

Besides … you wouldn’t have even known (with but a mere day left in the month) that April is National Poetry Month. Right?  Am I right? Yes … I’m right.

I mean … we all need some culture here and there in our lives.  And deep down you know you’re not gonna get it from Idol. So sit back, relax and free yourself as you read below. (Please direct your thoughts and hate mail to the comments section below.  But I know, deep down, you love it.)

Thank God Country Night
Is now just a memory
Next time, ask Lovett.

Lame vampire Ford thing
Was mired in earth by the
aimless director

Lady Antebell
Uhm …. you made my wife happy
The lead chick’s voice, though …..

Why couldn’t Big Mike
Have been the Idol ousted?
He tires us all …..

Too bad for Siobhan
Her quirkiness will be missed
much by this viewer

I doff my hat *tip*
At her uniqueness in song
And bid her farewell

But, as said before:
Chicks with tattoos do not win
‘Merican Idol

Shaq and Rascal Flatts
What the hell was that about?
Swishy skirts don’t work

Harry Connick? Cool!
Finally, something to look
Forward to next week!

P.S.  Did anyone else get the ‘willies’ when the Rascal Flatts dude ‘stared down’ Shakira’s chest time and again during the performance? You be the judge. 

Clacked by Michael Noble
on Apr 29, 2010 @ 14:00 EST5EDT