Futurama – “Ooooh my.”

“We now go live to our eye in the sky hovercopter, on the scene of that terrible hovercopter crash. Jim?” – Reporter Linda
“The news is not good. I’ve just learned that my final words were, ‘Back to you, Linda.'” *BOOM* – Jim
“Ha ha ha ha ha. One for the blooper reel.” – Linda

“Stop being such a spineless jellyfish.” – Amy
“You know full well that I am more closely related to the sea cucumber.” – Kif
“Not where it counts.” – Amy

“In other news, our city’s filthy, urine-soaked walls have been desecrated by a mysterious tilework graffiti artist.” – Morbo

“*BURP**BURP**BURP*” – Amy’s phone
“Ooop, that’s Bender’s ringtone. I recognize the smell.” – Amy

“Tell me, have things changed on the outside? Is food finally in pill form? What about pills? Are they in food form?” – Bender

“Momma says Spock you out.” – URL

“So Amy, how can I phrase this delicately? Why did Kif dump you like a sack of yesterday’s turds?” – Leela

“Amy, are those gear imprints on your sweatpants?” – Fry
“Uh, maybe. So what?” – Amy
“Well I only brought it up because Bender’s wearing them.” – Fry

“Oh, the humanity! Also, Bender.” – Professor

“When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consent adults.” – Hermes
“Or one!” – Zoidberg

“Look, we’re your family, and if you can’t talk about your problem with us … that would be great.” – Amy’s mom

“I’m attracted to Bender, not this emotionless wine bucket!” – Amy
“HOPES: DELETED.” – Wine robot

“Ho, I’m just glad I didn’t live to see this day. Eh, wait a second. (Feels pulse) Noooooo!” – Professor

“Hooray denied. Need I remind you that robosexual marriage is illegal?” – Professor
“Not in Space Massachusetts.” – Leela
“You mean ‘Space Taxachusetts?'” – Bender

“Cool! Can you change into a race car?” – Fry
“Nah, I’m just a pre-op Transformer.” – Hot dog vendor robot

“If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children. Then imagine we said those things, since we couldn’t think of any. As a mother, those things worry me.” – Anti-robosexual commercial

“I haven’t heard such an eloquent speech since Bill Shatner explained why he couldn’t pay me back.” – George Takei’s head and neck

“Back when I was full of piss and vinegar — and my bed wasn’t — I fell in love with the sweetest girl ever to skip through a field of posies. Her name was Eunice, and we spent our blissful days working in a lab, developing a poison to wipe out that dreadful posy infestation.” – Professor

“What’s next? Gay robosexual marriage?” – Morbo

Clacked by Keith McDuffee
on Jul 09, 2010 @ 00:19 EST5EDT