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Futurama – “Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.”

Hey kiddos! Since I was away at Comic-Con during the last episode, you get not one but TWO episodes worth of 'Futurama' quotes this week. Sweet, huh? Read on!

- Season 6, Episode 6 & 7 - "Lethal Inspection; The Late Philip J. Fry"

Lethal Inspection

“This is every bit as fun as the the real Civil War.” – Fry
“Not the Civil War, private. The Sith-il War.” – Leela
“Sith? What the Hoth?” – Fry

“I’m gonna die!” – Bender
“How much time does he have left, Professor?” – Fry
“Between a minute and a billion years.” – Professor
“Well, at least you can plan accordingly.” – Fry

“Dying sucks butt! How do you living beings cope with mortality?” – Bender
“Violent outbursts.” – Leela
“General slutiness.” – Amy
“Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.” – Fry

“It’s not a suicide booth, you lard ass. It’s a phone booth.” – Bender
“They have phones in booths now?! Finally, I don’t have to lug this cell phone around.” – Hermes

The Late Philip J. Fry

“Just go to your stupid party. We can have dinner on my birthday some other year.” – Leela
“No! I can throw up on a stripper anytime. Tonight, I wanna not throw up … on you.” – Fry

“Duh! It’s a record-your-own-message card. You don’t sign it, you leave a nude video greeting.” – Amy
“Does it have to be nude?” – Fry
“I guess not. That never occurred to me.” – Amy

“This time machine only goes forward in time. That way you can’t accidentally change history, or do something disgusting like sleep with your own grandmother.” – Professor
“I wouldn’t want to do that again.” – Fry

“Has anyone seen Fry’s ass? It’s late for a date with my boot.” – Leela

“So long, Earth. Thanks for the air and whatnot.” – Fry

Photo Credit: Comedy Central

5 Responses to “Futurama – “Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.””

July 29, 2010 at 11:17 PM

Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt.

July 30, 2010 at 2:23 AM

No, but it is a line from “Lethal Inspection”. Not sure how you could think it was “the nile” somehow.

July 30, 2010 at 7:17 AM

HAH! Sorry about that. I mixture of being ill and tiredness made me think he said “The Nile,” as in, I dunno, he took a dip in it and thought it had fountain of youth properties.

July 30, 2010 at 10:22 AM

“Just slow it down. I’ll shoot Hitler out the window… Damn I hit Elenore Roosevelt.” My favorite from last right.

July 30, 2010 at 1:02 PM

I have been having a horrible week but the line of “having sex with your own grandma” thing I couldn’t stop laughing, that was such an amazing episode.

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