Quotation Marks – The Main Event, Jurassic Park, and It’s Complicated

by Ivey West

Take a look back at the week in quotes, as the Clique points out our favorites of the week. If we missed yours, share it in the comments!

The end of February sweeps means that many of our favorite quotable shows were taking a break this week. Glee and Bob’s Burgers, though, can always be relied on to deliver the goods. Did we get your favorite quotes this week? Share them in the comments!

Glee (Review)

“How did you manage to find a Burberry-esque canary cage cover?” – Blaine

“Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people.” – Quinn

“Consider this the opening salvo of World War Sue.” – Sue

“What’s your favorite song of all time?” – Mr. Schue to the class
“My Headband.” – Brittany, referring to Rachel’s first songwriting attempt

“Before we start, I would like to say I am not a witch.” – Tammy Jean Albertson

“That Dalton Academy … is it a gay school or is it just a school that appears gay?” – Sister Mary Constance

“Can I add a dash of Rod to this lady soup?” – Rod Remington, gadabout and Regionals judge

“I didn’t even like to be pandered to when I was a stripper.” – Sister Mary Constance questioning Sue’s song choice of Jesus is a Friend of Mine

Bob’s Burgers (Review)

“We’re going to be a bed a breakfast. It’s so exciting!” – Linda
“I love bed and breakfasts. They’re so quaint.” – Teddy
“Aren’t they? Random strangers shedding skin cells all over the house …” – Louise

“So … let’s go around and we’ll play a little game! Let’s say what our most embarrassing moment was.” – Linda
“What about when Dad got a perm?” – Louise
“It wasn’t a perm. It was a body wave.” – Bob
“You looked like Barbra Streisand in The Main Event.” – Lynda
“You looked like Barbra Streisand’s pubes.” – Louise
“I did …” – Bob

“I’m cold! My nipples are so pointy! (depresses his nipple, points at bed & breakfast guest Norma) Ding dong! It’s for you!” – Gene
“Nuh-uh … nuh-uh.” – Nora
“Umm hmmm …” – Gene
“Nuh, uh.” – Nora
“It might be a package. You should answer it …” – Gene

Being Human (Review)

“You’re a ghost talking to a werewolf making an egg salad sandwich. I no longer compute what’s weird.” – Josh

Community (Review)

“I seem to recall a story about a man named Joseph who happily raised a baby that wasn’t his.” — Andre
“History’s greatest chump … We’re talking about Joe Kennedy, right?” — Pierce

“You know, you really shouldn’t say ‘you people’.” — Andre
“Oh, it’s okay. Pierce was having trouble quitting offensive phrases cold turkey, so we’ve created a bargaining system. We traded ‘you people’ for some of his other favorite phrases.” — Annie
“Yeah, I really got Jewish person-ed out of that one.” — Pierce

“I guess you’re right. It’s impossible to keep the chaos from your lives. I mean, we learned that in that movie we saw with all those dinosaurs.” — Shirley
“Jurassic Park?” — Jeff
“No, It’s Complicated.” — Shirley

30 Rock (Review)

“Wow! If only Tracy were here, he’d be all ‘damn, woman, I want to make love to your neck.'” – Liz

“It has come to my attention that some of what I said yesterday may have been misconstrued. Going both ways in football means playing offense and defense. There is nothing gay about the Princeton fight song. (sings) Oh, the merry men of Princeton are charging up the rear, holding all the balls… okay, I hear it.” – Jack

“After my second husband shot me the second time, I realized that love is the most important thing in the world.” – Randi

“It was the chair, because I only pass gas once a year for an hour on top of a mountain in Switzerland.” – Jack

American Idol (Review and Review)

“To be crazy and talented and have it all together, that’s the goop the great stuff is made from.” – Steven Tyler

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