Quotation Marks – So You Think You Can Dance, Teen Wolf, and Masterchef

So You Think You Can Dance (Review)

“I’m gonna be on medication for the rest of my life.” — Cat Deeley as things began to fall apart when the judges could not come to a decision on who to send home.

“You just danced with a world champion and you came up to scratch.” — Nigel Lythgoe

Around the Horn

“I’m minus Woody’s age!” — Bill Plaschke, after being muted to -60 for saying the NBA Finals were over once the Heat won Game 2

Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition (Review)

“I hope they bought me an extra seat, ’cause I’m going to need an extra seat on that plane!” — 498 lb Dana, when he learns he’s flying to Los Angeles for his introduction into the weight loss program

“Those who mind, don’t matter and those who matter, don’t mind.” — Trainer Chris Powell, after Dana comes out to him

Pretty Little Liars (Review)

“Look at Suzy Lipton struttin’ her bony ass in those skinny jeans. I heard she lost all that weight drinking breastmilk.” — Mona
“What?!” — Hannah
“Boob milk. You can buy it online!” — Mona

“Most of my life I have felt alone, even when I was with people. That is, until I met you.” — Caleb, to Hannah

“Caleb really did hurt me. But this hurts more.” — Hannah, to Mona, after finding out she kept Caleb’s letter a secret from her

“That’s not a Playboy, that’s a Playbill.” — Aria, telling Hannah that she’s not seeing a dirty magazine in the photo of Ezra’s apartment

“How is ‘A’ always one step ahead of us?” — Aria, after the Liars discover Ezra’s diploma in Dr. Sullivan’s office
“Yeah, I’m starting to think that bitch has superpowers.” — Hannah

Masterchef (Review and Review)

“Mark that out of ten for me. What do you think? What would you give that presentation?” — Gordon Ramsay
“Nine-and-a-half.” — Contestant
“Nine-and-a-half? Wow. Nine-and-a-half out of a hundred, maybe.” — Ramsay

“Every time someone uses tongs on a delicate piece of fish, God kills a puppy.”– Graham Elliot

“You have a great future in the restaurant world … as a customer.” — Ramsay

Teen Wolf

“I was sweating like crazy and I couldn’t breathe. I’ve never had a dream where I woke up like that before.” – Scott, about his dream of wolfing out and attacking Allison
“Really, I have. It usually ends a little differently.” – Stiles

The Virgin Diaries

Entourage (Diary)

“Tell me something. Managers, agents … what the hell is the difference between you guys?” — Harvey, to E
“Managers are the ones who care.” — E

“This is sick! This is like Far Rockaway minus the crack whores.” — Turtle, in reaction to Jessica Alba’s beach house

“Fuck you guys. I’m going to Men’s Wearhouse.” — E
“Oh, come on, E. I think you can afford a nice suit. — Vince
“Yeah, E. Don’t be such a chaza, eh? … I’m brushing up on my Hebrew for the affair.” — Drama
“Chaza means greedy, Drama, not cheap.” — E
“How do you know?” — Drama
“E used to valet park at Ohav Shalom.” — Vince
“That’s great, Drama. Now you’re illiterate in two languages.” — Turtle

“Good move, E. You’re going to need all your facilities.” — Drama, after E turns down a hit from his joint
“My what? Idiot.” — E
“[To himself] Did I say that wrong?” — Drama

“Look at that gorgeous piece of bread. It’s like a big … baked … cloud.” — Drama, referring to the challah
“Imagine making a 6-foot hero outta that thing. A little mortadella, some capicola, provolone …” — Turtle

Torchwood (Diary)

“I hate the countryside. It’s dirty, it’s unhygienic … and what is that smell?” – Owen
“That would be grass.” – Gwen
“It’s disgusting!” – Owen

“Once, just once, I’d like to walk into one of these tents and find it’s a party. You know, with food and drink, people dancing, a girl crying in the corner….” – Jack

“You know, we never gave it a cool name.” – Owen
“I thought we called it the Resurrection Gauntlet.” – Tosh
“Cool name.” – Owen

“I checked the bid history. Mr. C. Blackstaff is a collector of alien ephemera and Nazi memorabilia. Also, Beanie Babies.” — Josh

Mad Men (Diary)

“…. And all men like Joan Crawford. Salvatore couldn’t stop talking about her.” – Don