“You guys just ripped me a new one last week for visiting her. Now you want me to go back there with cupcakes?” — Hanna, protesting the Liars’ idea that she see visit Mona at the clinic to get answers
“Is it just me, or is she blinder than she was last year?” — Aria, referring to Jenna
“I can’t think of him as Mr. Fitz anymore. I’ve seen his underwear drawer.” — Emily’s rationale for not calling Ezra for tutoring
“Those were his socks.” — Aria
“Why would his socks have a flap in the middle?” — Spencer
“Spencer? Somebody you know well has you completely fooled. People lie, but … medical records don’t.” — Garrett”
“Real teeth or not, that was definitely stolen from Ali’s grave.” — Spencer, in reference to the “Dead Girls Can’t Smile” bracelet
“I’m having an ambiguous loss.” — Hanna, identifying the clinical term for her feelings toward Mona
“You’re what?” — Caleb, incredulous
“That’s what it’s called, when someone dies but they’re still here.” — Hanna
“Don’t look at me! I’m ready to hang a sign: ‘Bitch can see!’” — Aria, after the girls saw Jenna pick up the earring in the bathroom and look at it
“A walker, dad? What are you doing?” — John Ross
“Watch and learn.” — JR, ever the schemer
“Like Howard Hughes. Minus the fingernails.” – Matt on TK’s reclusiveness
“The biggest rule in Derby: don’t be a douche.” –DisGrace Kelly
“That’s funny because that’s a rule in my life too.” –Dani
“So you’re saying sex leads to prison.” — Ray J
“Yes I am. Put it in your PowerPoint!.” — Dani
MasterChef (review and review)
“A little too sandy for me. Big mistake.” — Joe spewing sarcasm at David on his mushroom risotto as he spit it out in front of him
So You Think You Can Dance (review)
“The family ties are strong in Utah.” — Cat Deeley (Michael’s Note: Well duh, Cat. It’s Utah.)
“You see how you’re chained to the table? That’s how you know that you’re not in charge here.” — Agent Bly to Fiona
“I’m glad you had more than Christmas ornaments up there.” -Jesse after Madeline saves him by shooting a gun from her attic
“Security’s regrouping, and by ‘regrouping” I mean they’re arming themselves to the teeth.” — Sam
Piranhaconda
“It’s like an unholy union between a piranha and an anaconda!” — Arturo (Noah Blake)
“You mean a piranhaconda.” — Talia (Rachel Hunter)
“I can’t believe you just said that.” — Pike (Michael Swan, echoing the sentiment of the viewers)
Clacked by Christina Furtado 
on Jun 17, 2012 @ 10:19 EST5EDT
