Here at CliqueClack, we clackers are feeling the summer heat, but we still found some good quotes for you guys. Fortunately, TV can be watcbed in air conditioning. Let us know in the comments if we overlooked any of your favorites!
“I’ve waited so long for this.” — Alcide
“*yak*” — Sookie, after a long night of drinking
“Alcide, you sure know how to treat a lady.” — Eric,walking in on them
“A three thousand year old vampire wants to suck my blood — must be Thursday!” — Sookie
“I saved your fucking life and lent you some truly exquisite clothes, but if you do anything to mess with Fangtasia, I will silver you and stick you in a coffin to rot until the next millennium.” — Pam, to Tara
“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that you don’t split up when you’re in a big, scary asylum and there’s a crazed killer on the loose.” — Sookie
“What’s going on here?” — Fanny, reacting to all the furniture in the yard
“I’m being robbed in reverse … things are being brought to me that I do not own or want.” — Michelle
“(Gasping) Look! The holy dark chocolate peanut butter cups from that hippie place in Topanga Canyon! It’s a miracle they have these. They’re usually off on their naked retreat this time of year.” — Boo’s mom at the farmers’ market
We didn’t even discuss color or style, but it’s as if we did. They’re exactly what I want.” — Michelle, looking at the curtains Truly made her
“I know.” — Truly
“But how do you know? How do you know what I want?”
“I’ve always been able to tell exactly what everybody wants … except for me.” — Truly
“Uh, guys, I’m not opening a vegetarian restaurant in Vegas, let me tell you that.” — Chef Ramsay as the Blue Team overlooks the need for a protein in their dish
“I don’t really give a [bleep] what they put up on the Red team. You are now Blue. You are no longer Red. We do not have vaginas.” — Royce, commenting on Robyn’s lack of familiarity with the men’s kitchen prep
“It’s MasterChef, not MasterBait!” – Gordon Ramsay (to Tali)
“Why don’t they see the genius that’s in front of them?” – Tali
“No one’s ever really used ‘festive’ to describe our family gatherings. More like ‘noxious,’ ‘semi-psychotic,’ ‘deviant,’ but never ‘festive.’” — Kenzi
“Others still have overwhelming sexual urges, but–” — Trick, describing the different kinds of pretas
“Fae ED, I get the picture.” — Bo
“I should’ve known an organic fae bakery would use worms. Probably got ladybugs in there too.” — Hale, when Kenzi finds a worm in Bo’s cake.
“A girl can never have enough sharp, pointy objects.” — Bo, after getting mostly weapons for her birthday
“It’s everything Lydia can translate, and trust me, she’s very confused.” — Alison
“What did you tell her?” — Scott
“That we were part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.” — Alison
“I am part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.” — Stiles
“Oh, great.” — Alison
“Just use protection.” — Ray J, on finding out about Dani and Matt
“A tweeter and a hater have a baby. These babies ‘twate.’” — TK, explaining the concept of a “twater” to Dani
“We already have one head case wide receiver. What, do we need a matched set?” — Coach, on the idea of drafting Razor
“This alabaster bastard wouldn’t happened to be named Josh, would he?” — TK, in discovering that Minefield has hired the same tweeter as him
“That may be the most evasive answer you have ever given me. And you can be pretty evasive.” — Maddie, to Michael
“It’s hard to interrogate your target if he’s dealing with a gun shot wound. Of course, it’s even harder if he’s dead.” — Michael v.o.
“The catch is my ex. Winnner of the Biggest Bastard in Florida forty years running.” — Ann, to Fiona
“Thank God she didn’t hit my chin.” — Sam
“I wasn’t gonna detonate it till you got a little closer. Get a little closer.” — Rebecca to Michael, about the bomb she planted
“I thought she was running a brothel in India.” — Wilfred, about Kristen
“It’s a birthing clinic.” — Ryan
“Riiight, a brothel supply company. Same difference.” — Wilfred
“Why do any great civilizations go to war? To see who’s cutest. Through the millennia, under the unseeing eyes of mankind, we have done battle. The rivers have run red with blood. And towers of mutilated corpses have cast shadows upon entrail-laden battlefields. It was dogs versus babies, so it was still pretty cute, but …” — Wilfred
“So call a truce. Just take it easy on Kristen.” — Ryan
“Take it easy? Did those babies take it easy at the massacre on the border of the Canine Cabana and Norma’s Daycare?!” — Wilfred
“Maybe it’s time we end this madness. I mean, how many babies’ faces need to get bitten? How many dogs’ ears need to be played with not gently enough?” — Wilfred, to the baby
“Looks like I shall have another fontanel to hang from my belt.” — Wilfred
“We all know life doesn’t begin until a fetus is ten years old.” — Wilfred
Clacked by Christina Furtado 
on Jul 15, 2012 @ 21:42 EST5EDT
