Oh, what tangled webs we weave when we deceive loved ones into selling the Southfork ranch. What’s two-faced J.R. Ewing up to now? You’d be surprised! Sheesh. Why can’t they all be friends?

Oh, you thought I meant Xander Harris? As awesome as that would be, ’tis not the case. Xander Berkeley is joining ‘Being Human’ for its third season, but let’s quickly talk about how awesome the second season finished up. …

‘Game of Thrones” Tyrion Lannister had some outstanding moments during season two. This week in Beyond the Wall, Bob and Ivey explore some of their favorites. As usual spoiler warnings for future seasons are (potentially) in effect.

So … I go off on Ryan Umane last ‘MasterChef’ post … and, of course, he comes back winning challenges and more this episode. Just the way things work in the world.

Franklin & Bash do a “Hey, it’s Cybill Shepard and Seth Green” — but that’s really it.

When Mona tells Hanna that you can’t trust anybody — even family — is she trying to tell her that Spencer’s sister Melissa is responsible for a portion of “A”s deadly games? And what exactly happened to Melissa’s baby?

The guest star casting news and spoilers abound today: Ray Romano is doing an arc on “Parenthood,”Michael Imperoli is doing an episode of “Necessary Roughness,” and there are rumors of Alec Baldwin doing a stint on “The Good Wife.” What do you make of these announcements?