The 36th season premiere of ‘SNL’ is here! *crickets* … Anyway, it appears no one’s taken me up on my “who will host ‘SNL’ this season” pool, so I guess I’ll just be playing with myself. Nothing new there. *crickets*

Katy Perry has cleavage near Elmo! Everybody panic!

Tara and Michael present the sequel to last week’s Dolph vs. The Unicorn. And it’s all wet….

Get it? Six ways … sixth season…. It’s probably not even possible for Sam and Dean to disappoint us this Friday night, but there’s nothing wrong with getting a little psyched up!

As it turned out, sitting through a taping of ‘Lopez Tonight’ on the Warner Bros. lot wasn’t so bad after all….

Some PR folks sent me a bunch of ‘Lone Star’ swag. Does this mean the show’s going to be amazing or horrible?

Wow. Tara and Michael must be blissful. A CommercialClack with a unicorn, Dolph Lundgren and a flame thrower. (Oh … and something about internet security …)