Possibly the most annoying (“No bending!”) infomercial (“Telescoping handle!”) the world has ever known. Unless you like Gilbert Gottfried (“It’s a shoehorn … on a stick!”) as much as Michael does.

If I was at the track, I just would have lost my shirt on my ponies for ‘Last Comic Standing’. Unless I had played the trifecta. Or something.

Tara and Michael are in agreement for once? Uh oh, maybe the World is ending. Come along and find out…. Oh! And bring your booty!

It’s CommercialClack time! With expletives! (Well … sort of.) And gum!

Jump on ‘The Event’ bandwagon early, folks … lest you become one of those who “wish they woulda”….

After seeing it at Comic-Con, I am eagerly anticipating this new ABC show … but it doesn’t quite seem to be well-oiled just yet.

A man, his family and a re-re-re-re-re-grand opening of a burger joint. This is one new animated series you need to put on your calendar for January.