The week before several of us take the journey from CliqueClack HQ to the vaunted halls of the San Diego Comic-Con, we present to you these few quotes. If things work out well enough, we’ll endeavor to bring you a Comic-Con themed Quotation Marks next week!
Wilfred (Review)
“Oh my God … he is so cute!” — Stacey as Wilfred comes over to her for a hug “… and you Darlin’ are a 9.5 … out of 20!” — Wilfred
“I’m an office dog. It’s my duty to entertain and amuse …. and if I can’t do it, they’ll bring in some foosball table who can!” — Wilfred to Ryan after being confined to Ryan’s office
“Let’s just assume for a second that the world really is round like you say. [Wilfred gestures with a tennis ball as an example] The good people of America are right here on top and the Chinese folk are on the bottom. Why do they not just fall off? You expect me to believe they have magnets in their shoes?” — Wilfred “It’s not magnets. It’s gravity.” — Ryan ” … and … it’s in their shoes …” — Wilfred “… yes …” — Ryan
MasterChef (Review)
“That’s a very weird looking tortellini. How’d you get the shape? Sit on them?” — Gordon to Tanya
True Blood (Review)
“I could’ve sold your peach-pie ass out so many times I done lost count. … You survive, you always do. But God damn, do you leave a trail of bodies behind. You know what? You’re the fucking Angel of Death!” – Lafayette (to Sookie)
“Congratulations, you’re a grandfather.” – Pam (to Eric)
“Let bygones be bygones, bi-girls be bi-girls.” – Pam
“How many of us have nearly died to save her sorry ass? Well, I did them all one better. … She’ll always be safe ‘cause there’ll always be some fucking fool there to take a bullet for her.” – Tara (about Sookie)
“Even when I abjured her, I still loved her.” – Alcide (to Debbie’s parents)
“Searching for Russell Edgington is a suicide mission. Either Russell will have our heads or the Authority will.” – Eric (to Pam)
“You are my one legacy. I need you to live when I’m gone. … You are my child, as I was the child of Godric. You were born into greatness. … You’re a maker now. Our blood will thrive.” – Eric (releasing Pam)
“No vampire of mine sleeps all night.” – Pam (waking Tara up)
“Wake up, sister. It’s just a book. I know the guy who wrote it, and he was high the whole time.” – Authority Chancellor Dieter Braun (about the Vampire Bible)
“If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. If you’re not into vampires, if they shot half your brain. If you like making love at midnight and are in a cemetery…” – Sookie (drunkenly improvising The Pina Colada Song’s lyrics)
Rookie Blue (Review)
“You’ll meet my family when I want to punish or torture you … hey, you want to meet my family?” – Swarek
“Who hides guns in a kid’s bedroom?” – Nash
“He had the biggest closet?” – Swarek
“You think Zoey’s going to want to patch things up?” – Epstein“I don’t know. Probably. You know women, right? … Do you? … I don’t.” – Shaw
“Me either.” – Epstein
Clacked by Ivey West 
on Jul 08, 2012 @ 15:54 EST5EDT
