Some women aren’t meant to be tamed – Sex and the City week

“I love you, but I can’t marry you to make you trust me.” — Carrie, to Aidan, right before they break up (“Change of a Dress”)

“Put on list: buy tampons.” — Carrie, to Charlotte
“I have them at home, but they won’t fit in my Kate Spade purse!” — Charlotte
“Wow — Kate must have a tiny vagina.” — Miranda (“The Big Time”)

“I’m dating skid-marks guy … When your boyfriend is so comfortable that he cannot be bothered to wipe his ass, that’s the end of romance, right there.” — Miranda (“Drama Queens”)

“I told Aidan about the affair [with Big] and he broke up with me.” — Carrie
“Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.” — Charlotte
“You win. So. Should we get more coffee, or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?” — Carrie (“Escape from New York”)

“You call this a relationship?” — Maria
“Well, it’s tedious, and the sex is dwindling, so … from what I’ve heard, yes.” — Samantha (“Ghost Town”)

“We are having Trey’s sperm tested.” — Charlotte
“Is it not doing well in school?” — Miranda (“Belles of the Balls”)

“How’d you do it? — Charlotte, asking Miranda how she got back into her skinny jeans
“Well, I got pregnant, became a single mother, and stopped having any time to eat.” — Mrianda
“Oh, that’s a diet I won’t be trying.” — Samantha (“The Post-it Always Sticks Twice”)

“Have you ever been in love?” — Carrie, to Big
“Abso-fucking-lutely.” — Big (“Sex and the City”)

“If 85% [of men] aren’t circumsized, then I’ve only slept with 15% of the population, tops!” — Miranda
“Wow, you’re practically a virgin!” — Carrie (“Old Dogs, New Dicks”)

“Your father and I told you that if you ever brought marijuana into this house again…” — Mrs. Adams
“Carrie brought it.” — Carrie’s date
“Is that true, Carrie? Did you bring marijuana into this house?” — Mrs. Adams
“Yes, Mrs. Adams. I brought the marijuana into the house. [grabs it] And I’m takin’ it with me when I go!” — Carrie (“Hot Child in the City”)

“Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free ’til they find someone just as wild to run with them.” — Carrie (voiceover) (“Ex and the City”)

Clacked by Rachel Blum-Jose
on Aug 29, 2012 @ 09:57 EST5EDT